Absolute Perfection

I have to take a break from my "Nana questions" series - not because of fear or common sense, simply because something more pressing has presented itself. I promise to return you to your sappy overemotional dreck shortly ...


Its a shame that terms such as perfection and awe-inspiring are bandied about so casually nowadays - for it takes away from situations were these terms are not only fitting - in fact, they may fall a bit short. I recently told you all of my leaky roof and the awesome friends I have that helped me repair it. What remained I'm afraid was some drywall and such that desperately needed replacing. It was, well - you know -- soggy, borderline moldy and all sorts of bad business. Please, join me know won't you? Here we go, out of the office, down the hall, through the dining and - watch your step - into the kitchen. Here, here is where the repairs were done. What do you mean? No - yes - right there. I know, it looks the same, seamless in fact - I suppose if you had seen it before this all started you might say it looks actually better - but to say you cannot tell where the problem was is sufficient. What? Oh, no I'm just blushing. No, no! I have a job - I only do this, you know .. when required. Well, it went without saying from your tone of voice that you would double my current wage - I mean, yes -- it is that good.

Let's just say it is perfect. To say more would be both understating the obvious and clearly too much. I'm glad I was able to share it with you. The celebratory bottle of wine? I'm sorry it's mostly finished ... ummm, yeah - sorry about that. Well, that was fun ... see you in a few days when I'll be talking about how much I love my family or some crap like that. Once again, thanks -- I totally DO deserve it. Talk to you soon ... CHEERS!